OK everypawdy, last nite I had a likkle fit an hads to be rushed to da emergency dogtors.  I had to stay in over nite but got furst class treatment.  Dey took blood from me an dey put me on a drip an gived me somefing called valium wot be marvelous stuff for dreamins.  Now alls da test came back normal so da dogtor finks it jus be one ov dem fings wot happens an I nevers gonnas has another one.  So can someone PLEASE tell dat to mummy.  Every time I is sleepins an dreamins ov chasin rabbits she wakes me up cos she finks I is havins another fit.  Chillax woman, I will dream, I will twitch, it happens but it don't mean I is gonnas has another fit.  Fanks yous for listenins xxx

Today is a sad day for mankind and dogkind.  Lennox has been MURDERED by Belfast City Council, don't buy into this humanely euthanized, he was killed for the way he looked.  Rest in Peace sweet Lennox, the world will never forget you and Belfast City Council will never be allowed to forget you.

Belfast City Council has done it's citizens no good today.  People from all round the world will boycott Belfast as a destination, goods from there will be blacklisted.  They should have listened to the world, now it is too late.